Funny Shit | Poetry | Listen to Music | Cool Sites | Hot Men | About Me | Guestbook

Funny Shit

Just Some Funny Shit

        “Fuck me till I fizz” (check out the funny convos with the Chris)

        Mom fell out of doorway.

        Sister stepped in crap after being told to watch out for it.

        Chris’ dream of being at a McDonald’s in the aquarium with a shark behind him in line.

        Chris’ Geometric Nightmare-Square hills with triangles wedging each other up them. (that’s it Chris…straight to the loony bin!!!)

        When a box fell off a shelf onto my fat co-workers head and he fell on his ass and rattled the whole store.

        Chris’ “BOOB POKE” check out the about me page for the picture.

        When me and Nick got coffee at like 9 o’clock and started running around the mall parking lot. (I’m always up for this, ya know!)

        I have the hots for a really old guy…hey, he’s hot.

        When my old friend fell off the diving board.

        When I managed to stain the crouch of my jeans with chocolate, noticing it at a red light with cars right next to me…I just started whiping away. Lmao. I had fucking chocolate stains on my pants…think I care?…no.

  • When Greg told me that Ashley tried to kiss him once but she was like 5 ft away from his face. lmao.

        …ok…I’ll add more later I’m tired.

 

Funny Convos

ChaosXwithin: oh joy lol

Infernoturbop: it was hot...i masturbated like 10 times last night

Infernoturbop: and 8 times this morning

ChaosXwithin: damn lol

Infernoturbop: i had like fizz coming out of my mouth

Infernoturbop: lmao

ChaosXwithin: hahaha

Infernoturbop: that's the way i like it

Infernoturbop: fuck me till i fizz

ChaosXwithin: ahhaha omg lol hahahha

 

lostxinxsorrow: are you still mad at me
lostxinxsorrow returned at 12:02:14 AM
.

Infernoturbop: lol

Infernoturbop: no, but we're not together anymore

lostxinxsorrow: :-(

lostxinxsorrow: i still don't understand why were perfect for each other and you know it

lostxinxsorrow: and i just can't stand not haveing you in my life

lostxinxsorrow: why can't you just lie and fool me at least i'd be happy

Infernoturbop: no you wouldn't because you know i'd be lying and I don't lie anyway...you can't convince me to lie

lostxinxsorrow: damn it

lostxinxsorrow: sarah i know this is just a phase

lostxinxsorrow: or hormones or something

Infernoturbop: all kinds of things lol

Infernoturbop: it's my swollen toe...that's making me sour these days

 

Infernoturbop: *rips your hat off and runs*

lostxinxsorrow: god dame it

lostxinxsorrow: mamn lol

lostxinxsorrow: damn

Infernoturbop: lmfao

 

ChaosXwithin: i would send you the results to that personality test

ChaosXwithin: i just took but i'm not sure how

Infernoturbop: o lol can you copy the link?

ChaosXwithin: it dosen't work for my results

Infernoturbop: o

Infernoturbop: o well

ChaosXwithin: i have an idea lol

Infernoturbop: i probably know what they are anyway

Infernoturbop: o ok

ChaosXwithin: guess ?

ChaosXwithin: what are they?

ChaosXwithin: lol

Infernoturbop: 10% dumb, 20% creative, 60% lazy as hell, 10% intelligent

ChaosXwithin: nope lol

ChaosXwithin: 90% intelligent

ChaosXwithin: lol

Infernoturbop: ahahahahahahaha

Infernoturbop: you lied to the test

ChaosXwithin: Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%

ChaosXwithin: lol no i didn't

ChaosXwithin: sarah i'm very smart

ChaosXwithin: you know it

Infernoturbop: yea

ChaosXwithin: Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%

ChaosXwithin: Work ethic |||||| 23%

ChaosXwithin: that ones my favorite lol

ChaosXwithin: Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%

ChaosXwithin:
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||| 30%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%

Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche || 10%

Infernoturbop: 23% work ethic....god

Infernoturbop: lol

ChaosXwithin: its better then that i just feel lazy today

Infernoturbop: well hey i take that back...you definitely didn't lie to the test

ChaosXwithin: why do you say that

ChaosXwithin: lol

Infernoturbop: that one result

ChaosXwithin: lol

Infernoturbop: god that's classic

Infernoturbop: i'm saving

ChaosXwithin: what my stest results

ChaosXwithin: lol

ChaosXwithin: test*

Infernoturbop: this convo

ChaosXwithin: lol

ChaosXwithin: oh

ChaosXwithin: you save them all you psycho

Infernoturbop: hey now

Infernoturbop: so do you

Infernoturbop: idiot

ChaosXwithin: i know lol

Infernoturbop: lol

 

ChaosXwithin: you want to hear about the crazy deram i had last night?

Infernoturbop: sure

ChaosXwithin: you have to promess not to tell anyone else?

Infernoturbop: omg ok

Infernoturbop: lol

ChaosXwithin: ok

ChaosXwithin: I woke up last night in the middle of the most bizarre dream I've ever had. It was something along the lines of I was looking down at this little world. Kind of from a zoomed in perspective and well there were all the orange and yellow triangle shaped people that could only move in 2 dimensions up, down, left, right and so forth. Well there world was all hilly but the hills were square like straight-sided squares. Well the triangle people all moved in the same direction to the left for some reason? Well the problem as you can guess was when they would come to a hill they would get stuck. But because they people were triangles the next one in line would run fast then wedge its self under the one that was stuck. Lifting the stuck one on its "shoulders?" then the next one would come along and do the same and life both of them. This kept happening until they had stacked themselves up enough that the top triangle person could walk over the top of the hill then fall down the other side. To finally come to another hill to start the process all over again. Right after that I woke up and I thought to myself that the first I've ever had a geometric nightmare lol.

Infernoturbop: god

Infernoturbop: i have to read all of that

Infernoturbop: hold on

ChaosXwithin: lol ok

Infernoturbop: omg chris, get a psychiatrist

Infernoturbop: you're having GEOMETRIC NIGHTMARES!

Infernoturbop: LMAO

ChaosXwithin: i know lol

Infernoturbop: that's funny as hell

ChaosXwithin: see i thought you would like it lol